shanking

the act of stabbing someone with a shank. comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.
you better watch out or else he’ll be shanking you.
the act of masturbating, or w-nking, whilst at the same time having a shower.
man have you been shanking our shower? the floors getting sticky.

i always make sure i have a shank before a night out.
think crowbars and pain.
“imma shank yo -ss’

“if you try that with me again, i’ll give you a good shanking.”
the act of angry masturbation, with a motion similar to stabbing someone in the stomach.
d-mn, dude. you’re shaking. maybe you need a good shanking.
this an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a sh-t in the toilet, then decides to have a w-nk. this, therefore, bring us to the word shank. a sh-t and a w-nk at the same time.
when on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a sh-t but his c-ck was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, “aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell”
a mix of sh-gging and spanking.
dude, me and katie were shanking all night !
to be nervous over a result of some sort.
im total shanking here.

shank my josh man.

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