Shanner
someone/thing shan, rubbish, undesirable
1: davy, ya shanner!
2: did you see that car? it was a shanner!!
an act of shear stupidity.
john: lads, i think i’ve left my petrol cap back at the petrol station!
fred: he’s only gone and done a shanners!
a scottish word beleived to have originated around the central belt sometime in the late 20th centurey describing and object (usualy a vehical) which is in a delapedated state of disrepair and generaly an embaresment to the owner.
example 1
jock #1 “here mate, your car’s an utter shanner!”
jock #2 “aye whatever man, your dirtbike’s the biggest shanner i’ve ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!”
example 2
“mate, i’ve had enough of this audi! its a total shanner!”
a creepy earthling who spends all free time on the computer, chewing on straws, ddring, and crying over senseless things. can be lured out of dark corners when presented eggnog.
bob: hey tom, where are all the straws?
tom: they’re gone, bob. shanners came by earlier.
bob: bl–dy h-ll.
one of the most beautiful people i have ever met.
act of shear beauty.
intelligent, confident, cute and amazing in every way.
nick name for shannon .
“my shanners”
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