shape distortion
fat!, overweight!, protoplasmatically ‘challenged’, colloq; ‘morphoplasty’
a “politically correct” term for those whose bodies ‘go to seed’ by either a hearty appet-te!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or both!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of ‘modern times’
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion…
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human…
judy ‘lost’ her b-tt and arms! thanks to shape distortion!
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