Shaquille O’Neil Disease
a horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized p-n-s. the problem is that the average sized p-n-s looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.
girl: d-mn you have a small d-ck
guy: b-tch! its 8 1/2 inches long. i’m 6’8″ it just looks small.
girl: sorry i didn’t realize you were afflicted with shaquille o’neil disease.
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