sharf

sh-tting while barfing, often induced by heavy alcohol and fried food consumption.
do you remember that time joe sharfed? yeah, it was gross. there was puke all over his d-ck.
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to have to both sh-t and barf at the same time.
“that guy is so fugly, he makes me want to sharf.”
the feeling that you are barfing out your -ss. occurs frequently after a night of drinking and is usually followed up by dry heaving out your -ss.
it sounded like mary ann was puking in the toilet, but apparently she was just sharfing.
to sh-t and barf at the same time, a common symptom of the flu; a more cr-ss version of shomit. a shart will sometimes preclude a sharf, so pray that a toilet is nearby.
“homey, i have to lay off the mexican food, especially the tequila shots. i spent all morning on the toilet sharfing my brains out!”

“dude, you’re a sharf monkey!”

“c’mon, don’t make me laugh or i’ll sharf all over you!”
the act of soiling your pants while vomiting.
that meal was disgusting! i think i’m going to sharf!
to sh-t and barf simultaneously. usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.
oh sh-t! i just sharfed everywhere!
it smells like sharf in here!
who the f-ck sharfed in my bathroom!?
if you don’t shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.
to consume feces and then vommit it back up after having partially digested it. common in canines.
my friend’s c-cker spaniel sharfed on my carpet this morning. it was the foulest-smelling bodily fluid i’ve ever experienced.
shh-arf: verb: 1. the act of cr-pping ones pants instead of releasing flatulence. 2. leaving chocalate skid marks in ones briefs.
dang it! i just sharfed my pants!