sharfism
when using words that sound similar to the intended word. while similar these words are completely incorrect and usually made up. commonly laughed at and used by rednecks. a bi-product of the sharf bloodline.
ex: welp! they started up the cornbine.
the sharfism is “cornbine” which should have been “combine” which is a reference to the harvester used to harvest corn from a field.
ex: the deer came straight out of the “c-cktails”. (intended word was “cattails”)
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