shark

this is a move when you have your girl get on her knees doggystyle and you stand across the room naked. then you put your hands together above your head and mimic a shark, all the while your humming the jaws theme song. you make your way across the room and when you get near her you hump her as hard as you can sending her head crashing into the wall.
q: how did you get that b-mp on your head?
a: the boyfriend did the shark last night.
getting a rim job from a girl with braces
dog!!! after 8th grade graduation i got some serious shark!!!
often used in pool or billiards to describe a hustler or very talented player.
there are pool sharks in many paul newman movies.
unlike some of the r-t-rded, s-xually related definitions on urbandictionary, this is the real meaning. a sea animal completely misunderstood because of the terror that jaws brought. when they attack you, it’s mainly because they misinterpret you as a seal (their eyesight is poor), and they rarely kill anyone. tigers and elephants kill 200 people a year…sharks: 7. yet people continue to save up for “save the elephant/tiger” funds.

sharks are sometimes hunted with huge, 60 miles lines. they get caught in the liens and since they can’t move their gills to breath, they suffocate. dolphins/seals also get caught in these nets, and cannot resurface for air.

they’re used for shark soup, which is thought to be good luck. yet it causes bloodshed for sea creatures. why would this be good luck..?
instead of writing a r-t-rded s-xually related definition, i’ve decided to supply you with something you can actually use, since most people who write stupid things on urbandictionary are 12 year old virgins and will never get the chance to try out the s-xual moves written on other definitions. ((sharks))
and i always though that a shark was a carnivorous, cartilagenous, generally torpedo-like fish.
-jaws theme- dan dum, dan dum, dandumdandumdandumtututuuuudandumdandumdandum…-
(n.) an older student of oxford university who is known for preying on younger students, especially freshers, to fulfill his or her various s-xual needs.
(v.) to shark: to attempt to pick up a younger student
(v.) to get sharked: to be picked up by an older student
student one: hey did you see amy last night?
student two: yeah. what a shark! i saw her try to pick up three different younger guys.

student one: well, knowing her, i’m sure at least one of them got sharked.
nature’s way of saying suck it b-tch, stay out of the ocean.
shark says ‘this is my ocean b-tch, stay out.’

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