shark bite

when you are going down on a woman and discover she is on the rag and has a tampon string hanging out (see “ripcord”). determined to eat her out, you take the string in your mouth and bite down, ripping it out with your teeth. after thrashing it back and forth a bit, you fling it over one shoulder with your mouth. in order to properly complete the shark bite, you must proceed with performing oral s-x on the woman.
i discovered she was on the rag, but wanted to eat her out anyway. my only choice was to give her a shark bite. boy, was she surprised.
when in a position where a polite person would act against his/her own self-interest, you remain -ssertive for personal gain.
“hey man, i wasn’t sure whether or not you wanted a sandwich so i just got the one.”
“here, i’ll take this one. you go get yourself another sandwich.”
“what the…?”
“sharkbite, b-tch!”

“lets cut to the chase — there are two types of people, sheep and sharks.”
non-chalant absurdity with a dash of embarr-ssment.
a guy is walking down the street in the east village. a dog is tied up to a pole, waiting for his owner inside a cafe. the dog jumps towards the man and bites his crotch. the man jumps back and continues walking, ignoring the three people walking behind him that just witnessed this absurd situation. sharkbite!
when an individual (typically a guy) stealthily creeps up on a girl and bites her on the -ss, making her jump in astonishment/pain. a ring of teeth marks signifies a good shark bite.
the shark bite was perfected by a rugby team in flagstaff, az (the landsharks), where numerous tickets/jail time have been delivered for such actions.
the landsharks’ fullback holds the record for the most shark bites given in one day — 71.
while giving your partner -n-l, at the moment of -j-c-l-t–n bite her shoulder to make things even tighter!
i c-med like the thunder when i gave the wife a sharkbite last night…
taking a bite out of a frozefruit bar(by bluebunny) or popsicle approaching from the side rather than from the top, which is the more conventional method here on earth. a person may employ this technique to avoid someone elses frozen slobber(back-ice), or to sabotage the integrity of the frozen fruit bar’s architecture….thereby, exposing the beneficial owner of the frozefruit bar to the catastrophic risk of a big mess.
boy says to girl, “let me give that popsicle a haircut”
girl hands her frozefruit bar(by bluebunny) to boy and then says, “dont shark bite it, b-tch.” boy takes a shark-bite real fast and says “i don’t want any of your back-ice.” as he hands it back to the girl.
2 minutes later, whats left of the popsicle falls off of the stick onto the white carpet.
being bitten during a bl-wj-b
louisa gave jonny a sharkbite, he couldn’t have s-x for weeks.