Shark Fuck
sharking or the shark f-ck
(this position takes a bit of preparation)
sharks have 2 p-n-ses that are inserted into the female during copulation.
for a man to achieve the same thing first he must “clone his bone” (dosent count if you use any old d-ld-).
once you have an exact replica of your p-n-s your ready to shark f-ck.
when i shark f-ck i prefer to warm up both holes with a bit of double dipping from my own monster, when you ready to pop your cork drop the cloned bone into her sn-tch and surprise her sphincter with your c-ck.
now fill her -ss with custard…… one of the benefits of this position is she can continue to f-ck her self with you (cloned) c-ck while you go wash the t-rd nuggets from under your bell ender, there is limited fall out (on your side of the bed) and if done in the morning she will probably txt you at about 10am complaining about the fart she tried to slip out on the bus that resulted in her knickers being filled with shart spooge.
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