Shark Snout
shark snout: noun – shahrk snout
a shark snout is a semi rare tropical and subtropical species. it can best be described as the anatomical converse of the infamous “whale tail”. it entails a member of the male species wearing ill fitting female underwear. when viewed from the frontal plane, the male testes (b-lls, scrot, etc…) are pendulous on either side of the thin material dividing the apparatus. it is often too dangerous a creature to view in the direct wild.
eg) “dude, you better get your boyfriend… he’s high on pcp, running around outside in the street, and rockin’ a shark snout.”
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