Sharkeisha

( char • kee • shuh ) verb. 1. to punch the soul from another being’s body.
“she sharkeisha ‘d that hoe !”
the act of super-sayian punching a person.
“yo i finna sharkisha yo -ss!”
“press up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, b, a to unleash the sharkeisha onto the enemy!”
a breed of dark skin women unknown to earth, they are of cybertron decent probably decepticons m-ssive power and ability to transform upon angered state
girl stands next to her “friend” as she doth not know what will be brought upon her, the hand of sharkeisha which puts her in a ball on the ground (what hath happen to make her so angry??)
(/char-kee-shuh/)
the unexpected removal of soul from body via a punch containing the
1. street fighter equivalent of the shoryuken
2. mortal kombat equivalent of a fatality
3. wrath of the 3 egyptian g-d cards

recipients of the ‘sharkeisha’ may experience

1. velma’s ‘jinkies’ syndrome
2. the need for extensive facial repair
3. hallucinations of meeting a higher being, followed by utterances of glossolalia
my n-gg- got sharkeisha’d last night.
h-ll nah i ain’t jump in, i don’t need to get any closer to g-d
to punch the soul from another beings body
she just sharkeisha ‘d her -ss
a heavy set female with beady eyes who sneaks a falcon punch in a fight, when you aren’t looking. attacks when you aren’t paying attention, much like a shark. pretty in the face, but ugly in every other way. auto-correct tends to pop up when you type it in, and offer lakeisha as an alternative.
1. you dont wanna mess with her! shes sly as a fox, she’ll pull a “sharkeisha” on you.

2. –types in sharkeisha-

-auto correct: did you mean: lakeisha?
the next echelon of striking punches, followed by the popular falcon punch.

sharkeisha punch has a far sinister etiology, in that victims of the punch have their souls separated from their body.

salvation never comes even after death, as their soul is forever bound in purgatory with other victims (morris, d., craddock, m. 1996. journal of african american mythology. 15:3, 442-498)
“d-mn…. how that girl gonna get sharkeisha’d so close to christmas…”

“the latest sharkeisha victim was pretty s-xy, wonder if she will put out more now that her self esteem is literally below zero.”