sharken
the act of hitting on the least attractive/least charismatic individuals at a party or bar. targeting the weakest prey.
i was feeling pretty low because my ex-boyfriend is seeing someone new, so i decided the easiest option was to sharken at this boring house show.
when i’m feeling fat and hormonal, i like to sharken because it’s an easy way to boost my self-esteem.
he’s such a blackout drunk, after 9 pm, all he can do is sharken because the smart, pretty girls are already laughing at him.
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