Sharktoothing
sharktoothing is when a woman is in the middle of a bl-wj-b and bites down on a man’s erect p-n-s.
doctor: so tell me, what caused your p-n-s to bleed?
patient: well, i told my wife that we should try sharktoothing.
linda: hey, bob, you want me to shark tooth you?
bob: are you f-cking insane?
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