Sharon Stoned Hair


such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to -ssume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. also, what one’s hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a s-xual siren going in for the kill, when ‘no.’ is not an acceptable answer.
1. “yeah, i’ve got the sharon stoned hair today. don’t f-ck with me.”

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