Sharp as a Marble
if you can’t figure out what this means, it’s probably you.
person 1: he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.
person 2: not the sharpest? he’s as sharp as a marble.
#smart #dumb #silly #clever #sharp as a tack #r-t-rded #foolish #jack-ss #slow #special
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