sharpen the beaver cleaver
to hurriedly m-st-rb-t- in preparation for v-g-n-l s-x; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby d-cked
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