sharpet bomb
the result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some sh-t comes out. the combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.
i had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar i was at, however, i ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.
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