shart
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the -n-l sphincter to fart (blend of “sh-t” and “fart”)
i sharted at the party last night and
went home pr-nto to change my clothes.
gas followed by m-ss.
that’s the third time i’ve sharted this week – perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.
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