shart art
shart art is when you defecate in your trousers without much fair warning (shart), then create art with your own feces. to many people, it is a very cherished hobby. people generally finger paint with their feces as a form of shart art, but there have been some situations when people had made sculptures and even houses.
person 1: “dude… i just sharted. gross…”
person 2: ” dude awesome! now you can make shart art with it!”
person 1: “that sounds amazing!” (starts playing with feces) “this is fun!”
person 2: “you know it is…”
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