shart baby


when a man sharts on a women’s v-g-n- and impregnates her with his own sh-t, thus creating a shart baby
my friend liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother’s v-g-n-l c-n-l.

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