shart net
the thin layer of fabric providing a gentle resting ground for any escaped product of the ane, and protecting a seemingly s-xy girl who likes to go commando with a last defense from an otherwise very embarr-ssing situation.
girl1: i cant believe you ate all that chili tonight before you came to the club!
girl2: omg i know! and when i got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor i totally sharted!
girl1: oh. my. g-d. shuuut. up!
girl2: i know! fortunately i was wearing my shart net. i’ll just commando for the rest of the night…he’ll never know!
girl1: you are sooo funny!
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