shart on a tart
when you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a sh-t instead.
i picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but i shart on a tart instead.
expression meaning, in basic terms, “woe is me!”; cr-p; p–p
-after stepping into dog p–p with my new manolo blahniks- “oh, shart on a tart! i stepped into dog p–p with my new manolo blahniks!”
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