shart sausage
an extreme form of your usual shart or even more extreme mudslide. a shart sausage occurs when your b-tthole is so loose, what you believe to be p-ssing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.
example
dude #1: “as if my life needed to be more embarr-ssing, i totally just let go a shart sausage.”
dude #2: seriously?! did you leave your b-ttplug in again? how is that possible?
dude #1: a cursed combo of indian and several ounces of cheese…
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