shart shooter
extreme accuracy when sharting (sh-tting while farting.) bending over and aiming at a target is considered general compet-tion, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.
tina: “ok! i’m laying down on the ground. ready!”
strom: “fan is on ‘high’. here comes this afternoon’s chinese buffet.”
tina: “holy f-ck. i can’t breathe! you got my eyes and nose plugged up! now that’s some shart shooting!”
strom: “i’m your shart shooter, b-tch.”
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