Shart Week
a week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little sh-t comes out.” the reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “shark week.” since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is doc-mented in all of it’s sh-t filled glory.
i went over to walter’s house to watch the annual shark week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became shart week.
a rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes – rarely, but sometimes – result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. however, unlike the other special on discovery channel, n-body wants to film it!
mike: “just got back from a trip to cabo.”
ike: “awesome, how was it?”
mike: “great… until i drank the water. i’m now hosting my own personal discovery channel special.”
ike: “what?!”
mike: “shart week, my friend. shart week.”
ike: “why are telling me this… while sitting on my couch?!”
synonyms:
sh-ts, squirts, diarrhea, cr-ps, t-rds
when an individual has consumed some rotten or vile food, beans, spoiled food and cannot stop sharting (wet fart, sh-t +fart) for a whole week non stop. the individual may soon get worried and go to the doctor only to find out it was a malignant tumor in his intestines causing the explosions.
tony: hows it going alex
alex: aww man its been a total shart week
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