Shartbag
1. douchebag times 10.
2. a plastic bag filled with the gas and p–p of an organism called h-m- sapiens.
1. a guy that goes to applebees, and pays for his girlfriend’s dinner with a giftcard, then considers it a romantic night out.
2. dude you gotta check out the shartbag i lit up and just left on my neighbors porch. this is gonna be the best joke ever!
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