Sharte Blanche


noun, plural shartes blanches  shahrts blanch, blahnch; fr. shart blahnsh

1. unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.

2. a pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.

3. cards. a hand having no face card but with a really sh-tty scoring value, as in piquet.
” hung over today are we? never mind, you have sharte blanche today”

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