sharteeze
the unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in sh-tting your pants a little. or maybe a lot. it is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.
alicia’s shart–ze sprayed people in front of her and behind her.
when one sneezes and sharts at the same time.
proper noun:
explosive diarrhea expelled through the -n-s during a sneeze.
shart–zed (pst)
verb phrase:
beotch, i’ll shart–ze in yo face.
becky shart–ze was epic in deed. that shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. d-mn girl. i would hate to clean that up. explosive shart.
a cl-ssic shart–ze happened in the movie hall p-ss.
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