sharticle
the airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.
edweirdo’s shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.
the small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.
marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.
a sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a sh-t and a fart.
stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on hugo’s toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.
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noun
1. particles of shart.
2. a shart is a sh-t and a fart combined into one large release of bodily waste.
the hippo was flicking around sharticles with it’s tail.
the sh-t and fart particles were flying around.
a fart “particle” that exudes from the -n-s during flatulation.
“dude, i tried to fart..no air….now my undies are full of f-ckin sharticles. good thing my girlfriend does the laundry.”
the small pieces or particles of feces that cause pink eye
the sharticles on her pillow caused her to get pink eye
a sharticle is a blog or web article filled with material less entertaining than a loud noisy release of fecal matter. people might say, “come here and look at this”, but they soon will be bored with the lack of information or the rank presentation thereof.
used in a sentence:
amy’s sharticle on her dad liking my little pony at yahoo contributor’s network was super annoying. i wouldn’t even read it while having a sh-t.
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