Shartnado
the act of doing a headspin whilst simultaneously having an eruption of fecal matter and gas that sprays in all directions.
while practicing my headspin technique, what i thought was a fart turned into a shartnado of death.
a violently loud, gas-infused bowel movement that causes p–p particles to spatter in a nondescript pattern along the inner walls of the toilet bowl and, in rare cases, on the underside of the toilet seat.
despite consuela’s best efforts, she was unable to clean the bathroom after the terror that was matthew’s shartnado.
the feeling of having uncontrollable b-tt spray, usually caused by the consumption of grease, fat and alcohol.
two bites into that chorizo taco and i knew i was about to shartnado my pants.
an explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the -n-l sphincter to fart, with a twist.
after my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an ef5 shartnado that leveled my pants.
1) when the sh-t hits the fan. big time.
2) a shart of such epic proportions one could write a grade b horror movie about it.
1) oh man. my girlfriend was so p-ssed it was like a shartnado in there.
2) dude, i went to mexico and had shartnados for a week.
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