shasturbate
to sh-t and m-st-rb-t- at the same time.
for christ sake jacob you’ve only gone and shasturbated up the wall .
the act of masturbating while defecating.
i was in such a rush this morning that i was forced to shasturbate,.
the act of sh-tting and masturbating simultaneously
adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. won’t see him for awhile
#jerking #sh-t #fapping #fap #m-st-rb-t- #bro #combo
the act of masturbating while taking a shower. the wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an -rg-sm. it is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.
ron: “bro, i just shasturbated while thinking about emma watson!”
daniel: “nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! shasturbation is the best!”
#masturbation #shower #shasturbation #shasturbating #j-zz
the act of masturbating in the shower
hey i have to shower later tonight, so don’t shasturbate before i do!
#shasterbate #m-st-rb-t- #shower #bath tub jerk #messy
when one m-st-rb-t-s using their own shat as lubricant.
i couldn’t find the lotion anywhere so i shasturbated!
i was wiping my -ss and accidentally got some sh-t on my hand so i decided to shasturbate.
#shat #sh-t #poo #m-st-rb-t- #shatsurbate #shaturbate #p–p #feces #fecal matter #jack off
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