Shat-in-absentia
the punitive act of ‘leaving-behind’ a large, commode-filling m-ss of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.
i’ll never again be the first to enter that condo…the last renters shat-in-absentia. when i opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a sh-t-bag fist. nas-t….
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