Shatman
william shatner
shatman: i’m a rocket man
the highly-underrated, sadly misunderstood, less-well-known stand-in for the popular super-hero, batman. shatman, dressed in a toilet tissue cape was conspicuous by the plunger hanging from his utility belt, and led his civilian life as an innocuous, janitor with tourettes syndrome, horn rimmed gl-sses and voyeuristic tendencies named “floyd furpkin”. the writers for the comic series used weak plots and suggestive themes and the general public was not amused with such episodes as “exploding toilet mayhem” and “exlax world submission” and thus the series was cancelled in it’s first season, relegating shatman sadly to a lifetime of widely acclaimed obscurity.
shatmannnn… da-da-da-da-da-da-da… shatmannn… da-da-da-da-da-da-da… shatmannn!
the act of becoming really drunk to the point where one sh-t himself then throws up and then sh-ts again
bob: wow, what the f-ck happened last night that my pants are brown?
joe: you pullled a shatman and after you reeked haha
someone who is never grateful no matter how much you do for them and always wants things his or her way.
luke thinks jerry was being such a shatman for complaining about giving jerry too many strawberries on his cake luke baked for him making jerry a shatman.
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