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• NATOwned

  combanation of nato and owned. refers to the defeat of the soviet union’s iron curtain by the north atlantic treaty organization (i.e. the cold war). many gamers are also war buffs (military first-person shooters), and this combination of phrases was an inevitable result. hahaha, stalin was natowned.

• non sequitur

  a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (latin for “it does not follow”) example of a non sequitur: theo lives in a small apartment. therefore he must have a small p-n-s. a statement that has little or nothing to do with the preceding statement. non sequitur: joe: do […]

• Shatsturbating

  the act of p–ping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. this act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface. “i ate a lot of beans, and then i shatsturbated!” larry: “wow, turner, what’s that smell coming from the bathroom? it smells of quando and p–py.” turner: “don’t blame a brothah for shatsturbating. it’s natchrill.”

• noob boob

  small br–sts, (telling someone they have noob b–bs is an insult) she has noob b–bs -or noobish b–bs

• Noobcheeseit

  a levi. someone who is the ‘noob’ of all ‘noobs’. levi: hey emily. you’re a noob. emily: hey levi. you’re a noobcheeseit! ohhhhh snap!

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