Shatsturbating
the act of p–ping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. this act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.
“i ate a lot of beans, and then i shatsturbated!”
larry: “wow, turner, what’s that smell coming from the bathroom? it smells of quando and p–py.”
turner: “don’t blame a brothah for shatsturbating. it’s natchrill.”
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