Shattered Hill
famed for their low levels of intellect a shattered hill is one of the higher ranking members of n.ireland’s “douchebag patrol” famous for their fairly large yet unimpressive br–sts which they routinley use to gain sp-ces on sofas and or beds tricking unsuspecting males into believing that they will “get them out.”
it is also beleived that a shattered doesn’t beleive in gravity.
shattered hill: let me sit down.
lad: get your t-ts out first.
shattered: -giggles-
g-d of all g-ds: if you got that mediocre excuse for a wrack out i wouldn’t even get a semi…
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