shatterphone
one of the 53% of touchscreen smartphones in use whose displays are spiderwebbed with cracks from being clumsily dropped or, in the case of pre-2011 iphones, hurled across the room due to at&t rage.
hipster 1: hey, how do we get to urban outfitters from here?
hipster 2: let me check my shatterphone.
hipster 2: ow! owow! ow! ow!
hipster 2: uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
hipster 1: deck.
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