shattress


a dirty, sh-t on, old mattress
we found a shattress behind the motel.
oppressed autonomous selectively mute narcoleptic schizoid apathetic atrophic alcoholic drug fiend f-ck
one day shattress stumbled on someone with a pile of marijuana and said “yay i have just enough money from my job at yb-usa for this.”

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