shatweed
it’s when you’re so thirsty and you can’t quench your thirst. you’re also known to shart your pants often in public places. sharting then turns into full blown sh-tting your pants and you have to smoke weed to calm yourself before you hose yourself off since you’re covered in your own sh-t. shatweed is the worst person to be. n-body likes them not even when they’re drunk or high. maybe a straggler crackhead will befriend them grudgingly only to run far away after a whiff of their smell. whatever you do never be a shatweed.
i used to be a shatweed but i realized i was spending too much money on clothes after sh-tting myself and smoking weed. i decided to never be a shatweed again. i was the worst human possible.
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