Shaumati
colloquial term for a person who wears an offensive looking rats tail. most commonly used in new zealand, it can also refer to someone who is a obsessive user of facebook chat.
“yuck that’s disgusting, you’re such a shaumati”
“he’s always on facebook, he’s a blatant shaumati”
see also: ratty dratty facebook chat facebook chat blue b-lls facebook chatting
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