Shaun Schumaucher
a german male with a smaller than average reproductive organ and a history of s-xual relations with large african-american males. commonly referred to as a h-m-s-xual or baby d-ck in certain regions of orange county. his unit he refers to as the heater, but it produces little if any excitement from the ladies. it has never kept a woman warm in a cold dark night.
did you see shaun schumaucher? he was fondling that large black man in the corner over there.
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