shaunned
to be throughly s-xed by an extremely talented yummy man shawn. this is more than just getting f-cked…we are talking raunchy, dirty, perverted, feeling good, anything goes, no holds barred, bedroom gymnastics that leaves you feeling totally satisfied but obsessed and craving more!
he shaunned me all night long!
im still feeling sore because i was shaunned last night!!!
im smiling cus i went out with this guy and he shaunned me!
my favorite thing to do is to get shaunned!
how many dates will it take with this guy before i get shaunned?
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