shave-party
slang term defining the act of shaving a man or woman’s genitalia before s-x. usually, done drunkenly, and high on cocaine, though not necessarily, but, most easily done in a bathtub, and very carefully. a sensation much like riding a roller-coaster in that, when shaving someone’s p-b-s from their genitalia whilst drunk and/or high, dangerous outcomes naturally present themselves.
guy(after pulling off a woman’s panties): ‘d-mn, we’re gonna have to have a shave-party before i hit that hair-hole, slaggy-face!’
girl: ‘ok, sounds fun! can i have another b-mp and a shot of tequila first?’
guy: ‘well, sure, why not? whyn’t you go ahead and draw a bath first and i’ll follow you on in with the blow. sorry to say, but yer’ kinna’ funky down there too, so wash that hair-hole out real good before our little shave-party, ok, there, pancake-t-ts?
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