shaving your bacon
the act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched p-n-s’ shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. the act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.
nick, stop shaving your bacon. the scabs are ridiculous.
#p-n-s #d-ck #shaft #shave
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