Shavity
1) a terrible occurrence or situation that is akin to a catastrophic travesty, resulting in or degenerating into a state of shambles.
2) the act of defecating on another’s chest cavity – which coincidently, is a shavity in and of itself, especially for the shavitee, and to a lesser extent, the shaviteer.
sorry i’m late boss, the interstate was a real shavity this morning.
we dated for a few years but i knew deep down that she wasn’t ‘the one’ because i could never convince her to accept a shavity. she wouldn’t even try it at least once. c’mon!
holy sh-t that girl is so fine; i just want to give her a shavity.
in a conversation:
– i saw your sister in a shavity video online. the camera was shaky but i could tell it was her by that birthmark on her inner thigh.
oh sh-t, was she the shavitier or shavitee?
– what do you think?
g-d d-mnit! – why do you watch those videos anyway dude, your life is a shavity.
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