Shawl Cunting
women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. also see shirt c-cker, shirt c-cking and porky pig.
supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt c-cking and shawl c-nting is most prevalent. in 2014, the brc dept. of radical inclusion d-ck-a-boo task force notified all persons that shirt c-cking should now be replaced with “d-ck-a-boo”.
that person is outstandingly shawl c-nting! quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them – then offer them a dusty, cold beer.
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