shawshank innocent
a person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. a person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with “or so i’ve heard” is shawshank innocent. inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called “the shawshank redemption”
straightedge: don’t smoke weed. it’s illegal.
toker 1: yeah, but it shouldn’t be. it’s as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects…or so i’ve heard. i would never do anything illegal.
toker 2: shut up homie, you’re just shawshank innocent.
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