Shawshank Redemption
while doing a girl from behind, you take a small spoon and start gingerly digging at her -sshole. when she, most likely shocked, looks back to see what the h-ll is going on, you briskly hold up a poster of rita hayworth.
yesterday i was given a shawshank redemption, and i have yet to recover.
shawshank redemption is the act of usc quarterback conner shaw coming in off the bench and going beast mode at a critical time to engineer an unforeseen and unpredictable victory over a top 5 team on national television.
dean “there is no way we can win this game , it’s 17-0 after 3 quarters. it sucks that shaw is too injured to play tonight”
matt ” i hope he is too injured , the last thing i wanna see is a shawshank redemption”
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