shayfer


a tall, skinny, gullible white male who is under the misconception that he
has a large p-n-s. frequently drinks to the point of being misguided by
beer goggles, allowing swamp donkeys to make him their b-tch on a regular
basis. also referred to as “donkey kong”.
too many swamp donkeys, too little shayfer.
a tall skinny white male with a large p-n-s and knows how to drink!
shayfer is the man!

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