shazi
a girl who loves the world and everyone in it. she is most likely an animal rights activist. and she knows what she wants and where she’s going. maybe a hippie. she loves adventures and trying new things. men love her because of her beautiful face and sweet charm. yet they do enjoy her kick -ss body. she gives off a hard to get vibe, but would love to setlle down with mr. right. she is optimistic, loves life, and is always happy. she knows how to cheer you up when you are down.
j: man, i wanna go on a date with shazi.
v: not gonna happen, she’s hard to get.
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